Wednesday, November 10, 2:00 PM somewhere on a Ft Worth freeway, two vehicles become embroiled in a case of TEXAS ROAD RAGE!
Vehicle one, being of the white bronco variety (WBV), enters freeway at high rate of speed. Vehicle two, being of the burgundy sub-compact variety (BS-CV), slams on brakes and attempts to pass.
WBV simultaneously changes lanes. BS-CV jerks to the right. WBV pursues at 65 mph. BS-CV jerks back to the left. WBV stays in the lead anticipating every move.
Bumper to bumper, BS-CV driver's door opens and angry white male (AWM) tosses drink at WBV. WBV and BS-CV with AWM and un-identified driver (UD) of WBV exit freeway. Stunned Okies (SOs) shout WTH!
Homesick, SOs BOB. TRR not worth DOA.
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