1. Leaving you wienie dog at large, within the confines of your home, to bark and lunge at prospective buyers will not sell your home.
2. Do not hide dirty, greasy frying pans in the oven. Yes, buyers will look in the oven, and in the shower, and in the garage, etc., and they will talk about you!
3. A new housing addition with 8 foot tall stockade fences and a bail bonds business within walking distance does not raise property values.
4. A cute sign stating that the dog is friendly and may jump on you will not encourage buyers to explore the backyard.
5. Your furniture can be too BIG for your house and displaying everything you own or collect does not a designer home make.
And my personal favorite - panti-shields do not belong in kitchen drawers!
Bottom line - if you are "%$#@" where you roost, you need professional staging help NOW!
Debbie, I'm so sorry that house hunting is awful, but I have to tell you that this blog post is so enormously funny! At least you can find a little humor in the situation. We have wine here in Hurst if you need it -- stronger drinks available upon request.
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